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Thursday, January 20, 2011

Know your women.know yourself.


(1)  Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.>:/

(2) Five Minutes: *...*
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: 8-|
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: >:)
This is a dare, not a permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: 3-|
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: >:O
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' :> - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: (n) >:/ >:O
Is a woman's way of saying "Go to hell." (edited)

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: 8-| Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

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Friday, January 14, 2011

Am I a BlackBerryitis?

Illnesses from which BB addicts sufferer:

1. You bring ur BB to the bathroom with you
2. Complete happiness when u reach a traffic light or get stuck in traffic
3. You giggle or burst out into hysterical fits of laughter even when you are alone
4. It doesn't matter who or what is around you
5. Back aches, neck pains and problems with posture
6. You leave your nails as short as possible so u can glide across your keypad
7. You sleep with your BB beside u
8. Completely obsessed with BBM
9. Free publicity & marketing for BB
10. You make fun of other cell phone brands, especially nokia
11. Depression when something happens to your BB
12. Stress when your BB has no EDGE
13. Bi polarity and random fits of rage when the BB service goes
If u experience 2 or more of the symptoms above u may be suffering from blackberryitis
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Thursday, January 13, 2011

Something to laugh about ;)

This is so not happening.. Haha..

' Who's the dude?!! ' A father ask angrily to his pregnant daughter and the mother yelled while crying said ' call him and ask him to come over now!!! '

Then the girl call the guy who make her pregnant...

After an hour,the guy came driving a ferrari and discuss with the girl's parents.' Well sir I'm sry to make yr daughter pregnant,and sry I can't marry yr daughter cos my wife won't allow me to do so bt if yr daughter is pregnant with a baby girl, I will gv her 2 big supermarket,2 condo and 50 thousand dollar. if she's pregnant with a baby boy then I will double up to 2 big supermarket,2 condo,2 sports car and a 100 thousand dollar.Bt before tht I hv to ask,just in case if smthg happen to her tht make her lost the baby then how? '

Then the father tap on the guy's shoulder and the mom stop crying, both of them said ' well u can always try again! '


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