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Thursday, January 20, 2011

Know your women.know yourself.

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE=))

(1)  Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.>:/

(2) Five Minutes: *...*
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: 8-|
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: >:)
This is a dare, not a permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: 3-|
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: >:O
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' :> - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: (n) >:/ >:O
Is a woman's way of saying "Go to hell." (edited)

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: 8-| Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.


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Friday, January 14, 2011

Am I a BlackBerryitis?

Illnesses from which BB addicts sufferer:

1. You bring ur BB to the bathroom with you
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2. Complete happiness when u reach a traffic light or get stuck in traffic
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3. You giggle or burst out into hysterical fits of laughter even when you are alone
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4. It doesn't matter who or what is around you
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5. Back aches, neck pains and problems with posture
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6. You leave your nails as short as possible so u can glide across your keypad
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7. You sleep with your BB beside u
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8. Completely obsessed with BBM
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9. Free publicity & marketing for BB
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10. You make fun of other cell phone brands, especially nokia
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11. Depression when something happens to your BB
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12. Stress when your BB has no EDGE
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13. Bi polarity and random fits of rage when the BB service goes
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If u experience 2 or more of the symptoms above u may be suffering from blackberryitis
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Thursday, January 13, 2011

Something to laugh about ;)

This is so not happening.. Haha..

' Who's the dude?!! ' A father ask angrily to his pregnant daughter and the mother yelled while crying said ' call him and ask him to come over now!!! '

Then the girl call the guy who make her pregnant...

After an hour,the guy came driving a ferrari and discuss with the girl's parents.' Well sir I'm sry to make yr daughter pregnant,and sry I can't marry yr daughter cos my wife won't allow me to do so bt if yr daughter is pregnant with a baby girl, I will gv her 2 big supermarket,2 condo and 50 thousand dollar. if she's pregnant with a baby boy then I will double up to 2 big supermarket,2 condo,2 sports car and a 100 thousand dollar.Bt before tht I hv to ask,just in case if smthg happen to her tht make her lost the baby then how? '

Then the father tap on the guy's shoulder and the mom stop crying, both of them said ' well u can always try again! '



Hahahhahahaaaaa



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