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Saturday, August 27, 2011

‎​KAWASAN SPEED TRAP

‎​KAWASAN SPEED TRAP

PLUS ARAH UTARA (Dari KL):
1 - Km 197.1,Km 198.8 & Km 204.3 slps exit Kemunting
2 - Km 208 & Km 214.8 sblm exit Kemunting
3 - Km 271 b'dekatn exit Ipoh (S)
4 - Km 274.4 b'dekatn exit Ipoh (U)
5 - Km 286.9 b'dekatn exit Spg Pulai
6 - Km 296 b'dekatn exit Gopeng
7 - Km 352.6 slps exit Sungkai
8 - Km 373 b'dekatn exit Slim River
9 - Km 241.9 b'dekatn exit K.Kangsar
10- Km 308.6 slps exit Gopeng
11- Km 252 masa turun bukit slps terowong Menora
12- Km tak pasti tapi betul2 di R&R Gurun
13- 2 km after tol Juru (90km/j)
14- 5 kamera di atas jmbtn P.Pinang

PLUS ARAH SELATAN:
1 - Km 289 sblm exit Nilai (S)
2 - 3 kamera antara Km 255 - Km 249 (Persimpangan Sbn - Snwg)
3 - Km 253 slps exit Snwg
4 - Km 213.9 slps exit Alor Gajah
5 - Betul2 di exit Jasin
6 - Km tak pasti tapi slps hentian Tangkak
7 - Km tak pasti tapi jmbtn 1st slps exit Yong Peng (U)
8 - Km 97.3 slps exit Air Hitam
9 - Betul2 di exit Sedenak

PLUS TENGAH:
1 - Km 456 slps exit Sg Buluh
2 - Betul2 di exit Bukit Lanjan
3 - Betul2 di bwh Restoran Jejantas Sg Buloh
4 - Km 302.8 b'dekatn exit Kajang
5 - Km 296.5 & Km 297 b'dekatn exit Bangi

NKVE
1 - 300m sblm tol Jln Duta (60 km/j)
2 - Slps cabang jalan ke tol Jln Duta (80km/j)
3 - Betul2 di exit Damansara
4 - Km 11.2 b'dekatn rel keretapi
5 - Betul2 di exit Shah Alam

KESAS
1 - Km 44.8 b'dekatn exit LDP
2 - Berhadapan Endah Parade
3 - Betul2 di exit Hicom ELITE (Dari arah KLIA)
4 - Km 4.8 slps exit Batu 3
5 - Km 2 to Km 4 atas jmbtn Makro
6 - Betul2 bwh restoran jejantas USJ
7 - Km 10 sblm exit USJ

JALAN PERSEKUTUAN
1 - Bersebelahan Hotel Mint
2 - B'dekatn Esso di exit Salak Sltn
3 - Berhadapan Istana Negara
4 - Berhadapan Muzium Negara
5 - Kaw. turun bukit slps pekan Raub (Menghala Kuala Lipis)
6 - 2km sblm pekan Maran (Arah Kuantan)
7 - Area Paya Bungor

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Thursday, August 18, 2011

Berita dan Rakyat

Situasi sebenar : Seorang nenek pegi kedai beli ubi, tiba-tiba dilanggar beca lalu mati di tempat kejadian.

Buletin Utama - "Nenek meninggal dunia, pemandu beca dicari."

Harian Metro - "Hangat! Nenek mati dengan ubi di tangan."

Utusan Malaysia - "Nenek mati dilanggar beca satu propaganda pembangkang?"

Harakah - "Kami tiada beca."

Malaysiakini - "Beca langgar lari bukti kerajaan makan rasuah."

Obefiend - "Nenek meleis mati. Aku suka vodka."

Twitter @NajibRazak - "Nenek sanggup mati kerana ubi, menunjukkan ubi 1Malaysia berkualiti dan digemari rakyat!"

Blog Melayu paranoid - "Keraguan sijil halal ubi mungkin punca nenek mati dilanggar beca."

Ibrahim Ali - "Sampai bila kita nak tengok nenek-nenek Melayu mati dilanggar beca akibat ubi orang Cina dan India? Melayu perlu bangun menentang!" 

Pancaindera - "Kisah nenek dilanggar beca diabadikan dalam filem terbaru David Teo, Beca Gangster."

Mastika - "Misteri penarik beca: temubual eksklusif dengan hantu ubi."

Samy Vellu - "Beca tak bayar tol dicari."
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