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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

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This message was sent from my good fren in doha.


How to make a woman happy.

It's not difficult
 
to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber 
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist 
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer 
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic 
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant 
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous 
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes 

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
 





How To Make Man Happy 



1. Show up naked



Hahaha




Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone

11 comments:

zazaw said...

HAHA
itu memang lelaki sukaaa kak
HAHAHAHAH

wani brahim said...

hahaha...sumanya btol nih...tmbah2 yg love shoppink hohoho...last skali tuh yg mahal tuh hahahh

Nina Nurziana said...

hahhaha.... sengal je ni.. hahahahaa

Call me apples,call me dia.. said...

Lawak tapi benar...muahahahaha

Eza Rashid said...

wahhh.....ngeee.......

Nina Nurziana said...

utk yang berkahwin sahaja.. hehehe ;)

✿ismi:Nauratul Nadiah✿ said...

HAHAHA...sengal giler~

Anonymous said...

Bangga menjadi lelaki ^^

Nina Nurziana said...

haha.

pistia said...

hehe mmg lawak la...

nice blog.. i luv it.. <3

mama hani said...

betulllll...^^